Dolphonic Mech-Suit

"The Dolphonic Mech-Suit"

Cast:

Admiral Pippins

Captain Archibald Pete

Engineer Dillard

And, Frank


 

Our story is set in a utopian dolphin society, under the sea, off the coast of England.

"Admiral, what's the report?"

"Our troops were able to gather over one hundred pounds of trout, Captain," he replied.

 "Excellent! That should last us for the day!" said Admiral Pippins. Some small talk passed, then Admiral stated: "Oh, how I long to explore the land."

"You, as well?" replied the Engineer. "Well, if you'd like, I could shop up a mech-suit I designed quite some time ago."

The Admiral then replied, "Why I say, Dillard! That idea strikes me as brilliant!"

 "Indubitably," said the Captain.

After some time of planning…

 "Well then, that's the plan. We collect some empty oil drums, work a couple days, and then boom! A mech-suit fit for three!" said the Captain.

After a few days of working, they produced a large mech-suit designed for land exploration.

"It's night already.  Perhaps we should leave now and catch the sun rise," stated the engineer.

“Well, I suppose you should be the pilot, considering our lack of vehicular ability." stated Captain

After a half hour or so of trekking up the reef, they reached the beach.

"Wow! It's more beautiful than I'd imagined!" said the Admiral.

 By now I'd assume you were wondering who Frank is… Well, let's find out.

"Here we are, on the beach." said Dillard.

 Then, just over a hill, they could see a man walking towards the water.

 "Wonderful! We can study the human species." said Admiral.

Frank saw the mech-suit. As a military man, he naturally carried a large rocket launcher wherever he went. "Oh man, look at that! A strange mech-suit! Best not let the danger stay."

Just as he pulled out his rocket launcher, all three dolphins shouted: "What's that strange device?"

 Then Frank blew them up and this story is over. Bye.